Friday 20 March 2009

Forget Oxford, Let's go Urban!



1. Your Name?
Adam
A guy with this name is amazing. he is adorable and very caring person. he will always be there for you. he might have the nickname goober. he can make you laugh no matter what,even if ur having the worst day ever. some people may call him weird or strange, but if he wasnt all of those things then he wouldn't be goober. he is a remarkable person,trustworthy, and an awesome friend.

2. Your Age?
18
The day your life officially ends.

3. One of your friends or relatives?
Adrian
A very cocky, wannabe genius. Someone most would consider highly arrogant and self-centered. Known to be intelligent, though most can't see what he sees in himself. -- haha sorry Adrian!

4. What should you be doing?
Nothing
Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.

5. Favourite Colour?
Black
black. a colour. Even though african americans are considerd "black" they really arent. there brownish kinda colour.

6. Birthplace?
Kettering
Town in northampton, ruined by the fact of it being closely related with CorbyWell known for its rivalry against the Corby towners. Popular for numerous amount of chavs, of which most commonly are about 4ft tall and there vocabulary reaching only to the extent of 'ennit', 'fookin' grebs' and 'i'll proper bang you out!' Not only is there a vast number of chavs in the town - these are accompanied by the grebs. However, the only way you will pass these is if you dare to enter the lears of 'greb gardens', 'morrisons', or 'downtown subway'. If you are one of the many teens to fortnightly visit 'Keystone Escape' for there music gigs then you'll know what i mean when i say that Kettering is overrun by the 'scene' era. Try a Thursday night at 'Keystone' for the chance to be abused by about 50 of the 4ft chavs. Well, in addition to the youths of Kettering, you've got; litter, the rude and inconsiderate elderly, graffiti, vandalism, lack of good shops, the permenant stench, and my goodness the list could go on.

7. Month of your Birthday?
June
The month the hottest people in the world are born.

8. Last Person you talked to?
Mum
a word which dickhead americans can't spell, and claim we spell wrong - despite the fact that WE invented the language, and the idiots WE sent to america couldn't spell.

9. What did you last drink?
Diet Coke
A drink that is to be ordered after ordering a large, unhealthy meal. As opposed to regular soda, diet soda contains no calories, sodium, carbs or sugar.

10. Your Nickname
Mini Me!
little short dude who says "eee"

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