Black Horse Bonanza

Currently sitting here, wearing my t-shirt, recovering from a great weekend out at Telham for this year's Black Horse Festival. Another great weekend, a truly great tribute to John Shotton, who is no longer with us but spent so much time on the festival. However, in his absence what a truly great job the current organisers did, with such a great turn out and a fantastic atmosphere every night on the trot.

There were so many bands, but among the best have to be Aynsley Lister, Achanak, Uiscedwr and of course Blair Mackichan and his band...who as always get the crowd pumping.

Another great festival, bring on 2010!

Something to pass the time...

Playing For Change | Song Around The World "Stand By Me" from Concord Music Group on Vimeo.

Just a little something to pass the time. Will update soon, very very busy at the moment, life has suddenly got hectic...and not totally in a good way. Will post when I can.

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Vote for Change on June 4th

For about a year now I have been a member of the young conservatives and I make no bones about hiding this. I am a strong believer the Britain needs change, that Britain needs a leader with charisma, a leader who is honest and listens to the people that matter. A leader that is chosen by the people of Britain, not one that was put there by default.

Rather than wasting money on ID cards and making cuts to the NHS, let's improve the NHS, let's support the local shops, let's keep post offices open, let's get Britain working, let's vote Conservative, and start to clean up this mess that Labour have got us into.

Every child born now inherits its mother's nose, it's father's eyes, but it also inherits Gordon Brown's debt. And that is why on Thursday June 4th, I will be voting for change in the European Parliamentary and Local Government Elections.

My Mummy told me not to talk to strangers.

I've discovered a new internet sensation and been having lots of laughs over it all of tonight. Well I say, i've discovered it, I do partly have Butler to thank for it. It's a new website called Omegle.com, and basically you talk to strangers...there's no registering nothing, you just type in the web address, and you can instantly talk to some random person who has no idea who you are, and you don't know who they are. Some of the conversations you have are quite amusing.

I thought i'd post some of them on here for your amusement;

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: We need to talk!

Stranger: why?

Stranger: k you bore me goodbye.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And before i'd even had the chance to say anything more!

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If you're easily offended, don't read this one!

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Do you like big butts? And can you not lie?

Stranger: dont be such a nigger

You: I'm no nigger

Stranger: u r a fat sack of niggershit

You: oh like your mum?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: like ur mum

You: Correct Answer my friend!

Stranger: i 69ed her last night

You: oh i am sorry

You: that bad?

Stranger: it was a nightmare

You: That's funny, i was wondering where you were. Your dad wasn't half screaming for you last night, at least I think that's why he was screaming....might have been out of pleasure

Stranger: were you fingering his butthole?

Stranger: he likes that

You: Yeah, he said he did

You: He said "do it to me like my son does it to me"

Stranger: so you crapped on his chest

Stranger: right?

You: No no, he shat on my chest

Stranger: nice

You: Not really, your mum licked it off though

Stranger: alright

Stranger: im bored of this

You: thought you were

Stranger: peace

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hey, he started it!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hei! Eg gidd ikkje prate med deg akkurat no viss du ikkje er skandinavar. Ikkje ta det ille opp ;)

You: Yes me too!

Stranger: Flott =D

You: Really?

Stranger: Ja.. kvar kjem du frå?

You: I would love to, when do you want to do it?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: brasil?

You: No thanks, I like them hairy

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I just couldn't resist that one!

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i

You: Hi are you james?

Stranger: love

Stranger: you

Stranger: ya

Stranger: i am

You: Oh hey James, I'm John, been looking for you on here

Stranger: really? lol

Stranger: didn't think you would be

Stranger: so how about wat happened last night dude?

Stranger: watcha think of that?

You: Lets not talk about it....

Stranger: no no no

You: I told you she was "that" sort of girl

Stranger: dude Paul and Chris were flipping out! lol

Stranger: dude its ok i didn't tell them anything though

You: Ok that's fine then, its best to keep it a secret. We don't want your dad finding out

Stranger: lol hey hey i think its best your dad doesn't find out dude

You: My dads dead...of course he won't find out

Stranger: i know that i mean Tom your step dad

Stranger: he will beat the shit out of you man

You: He'll never find out

Stranger: lol dude you know how many ppl were there last night....someone is bound to tell

You: They were all too drunk they wont remember

Stranger: lol dude i remembered and i woke up with a guy

You: Yeah but you'd only had like 3 pints

Stranger: ya times that by 5 lol

You: oh....then we might have a problem

You: As long as noone goes to the police

Stranger: ya...might lol well i know Kristy and Jen were with me....Nicholas was there but he passed out....we were there and your little love machine...we were the only ones to see it

You: so Nicholas wasn't awake for it?

Stranger: i dont think so...

Stranger: highly doubt it

You: Shit what have i gone and done?

Stranger: hey its not like we made the situation any better by egging you on the whole time

You: Well no because I was clearly pissed out of my face

You: And my god, how did Kristy's parents get involved in it all. It's all coming back to me now

Stranger: well you had a reason to man.....If my gf caught me banging a guy i would do the same exact thing

You: I hate to say you have a point

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: BABOUIN

Stranger: JE SUIS UN BABOUIN

You: Je suis Adam!

You: Je come from England

Stranger: OUBABABABBA

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: are u afraid of swine influence? D:

You: Not really, i'm more likely to get run over by a bus tomorrow than I am to get some pig flu.

Stranger: influenza

Stranger: what? i didnt understand... are you going to get run over by a bus?

You: I hope not!

Stranger: my native language isnt english

You: I was saying that it's unlikely i'll get this pig flu. I'm more likely to get run over by a bus

Stranger: i see

You: do you?

Stranger: nope. here no one has pig influenza.

Stranger: ayet

Stranger: yet

You: Just go get some oinkment, and you'll be fine.

Stranger: my dictionary didnt know what is oinkment :D

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: /b/

You: huh?

Stranger: i dont speak much english

You: me either

Stranger: im female 17 and i need a man to move in with

Stranger: where do you live

You: i live in england

You: why do you need a man to move in with?

Stranger: my ex beat me

You: oh im sorry

Stranger: i thought he loved me

Stranger: and right now im living in a community center

You: that is horrible.

Stranger: it didnt work

Stranger: ive tryed to kill myself

You: thats not good

Stranger: yeah but... i need a real man to live with

Stranger: one who will treat me right

You: Ok, i know just the man

Stranger: do you know where to find one?

You: Yes

Stranger: who

You: His name is Gordon Brown, he lives in London in a BIG house

Stranger: does he have a email.. i kinda dont have a phone

You: yes one moment

Stranger: ok

You: gordonbrown@number10.gov.uk

You: thats his personal email

Stranger: ok

Stranger: mine is ********@hotmail.com

Stranger: if you ever wanna talk again

You: he will let anybody into England, he will also give you lots of money taken from the good english tax payer

You: he'll probably fuck you up like he did the economony though

Stranger: ok

Stranger: what do you mean

You: he's an arsehole

You: not very nice

Stranger: oh

You: but i'm sure he'll be good for you

Stranger: are you sure

You: Yes

She could have been serious but I couldn't help it.

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Seriously, if you've got a few minutes to spare, you've got to check this out, just for the hell of it! http://omegle.com