Commiserations to the Austrian Tax Payer

I was pleased to hear today that Josef Fritzl, the Austrian bloke who locked his daughter in a celler and raped her, eventually fathering like 7 kids off of her was sentanced to life in prison. Personally I think he should be hung from a tree in the Austrian Alps by his bollocks, than have to force the Austrian tax payer to keep this man in a mental hospital for the rest of his life. Why bother putting him on suicide watch? Not much of a loss if he does kill himself, at least then his family and the world will be free of such a monster.

Another sad death of a fantastic actress this week. One of the first films I ever bought was Parent Trap with Natasha Richardson and Lindsay Lohan in it, actually the first time I started to have a little celeb crush on Lohan. It will be a great loss to the movie world, but at the same time a harsh reminder that no matter how minor, a head injury should always be checked out, even if it looks as though there's no damage at first. Rest in Peast Natasha.

Finally to lighten the mood a tad, here's one that'll make you laugh;

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking appendix out!"